The weekend finally arrived when we flew up to Chobe National Park and Victoria Falls. I will preface this post by stating that it's going to be gushy. Everything was "amazingggg" and everything was "beauuutiful" and everything was "awesomeeeee." So just be prepared.
Friday morning I flew up with Ilana, Julio, Dave, Rajiv and Pratik. The hour and a half flight was painless and we shortly found ourselves being driven to the Kubu (meaning: hippopotamus) lodge. None of us knew what to expect and because of that we found ourselves blown away. This was one of the most amazing places I have ever been. I felt like I was on America's Next Top Model when they take the final 5 (or whatever) to some exotic location. There is always footage of the girls arriving and screaming at their mindblowing accomodations and throwing themselves on their short-term beds in fits of giggles and smiles. It was kind of like that. We had three "chalets" and dined each morning and night at the hotel restaurant (which considering the fixed menu, was rather scrumptious). The restaurant had a lovely deck that was perfect for breakfast and drinks before dinner. After 10pm we were told not to walk around outside because the hippos come out of the water and hang out on the property. We were hoping to spot one, but no such luck. You could only hear them grunting or whatever in the distance. Here are some photos of our weekend's oasis.

Rajiv and Ilana.

My room.


Good morning boys and girl. (Why so glum Pratik?)
I will note at this point that Thursday night I got very ill. I threw up a couple times and it was clear that my body wanted something OUT. However, I am not sure what. (Not from drinking! Poo poo to those of you thinking it.) For the first time in my life, I looked in the mirror and understood where the "looking green" expression came from. We had gone to a really incredible dinner in Gabs Thursday night, but I was the only one that got sick. So Friday I was not feeling so hot. I would feel fairly well most of the time, but I would get these INTENSE stomach pains every half hour or so. (Contractions?! Just kidding.) This weekend I was sick for much of it, but it was certainly overshadowed by the total awesomeness of everything else.
Back to Friday at Chobe. Around lunch I was very much under the weather, and not really looking forward to our three hour boat cruise in the Zambezi river. I felt faint, weak, sore muscles, and like I was going to vomit. The fresh air on the boat turned out to be just what I needed. I still wasn't that great, but still very much able to enjoy it. A guide took the six of us on a little boat and we darted around looking at animals. Hippos, elephants, crocodiles, water buffalo, giraffes (from afar), lots of birds (not my thing), large lizard thingies, and other creatures not as high on the food chain. We watched the sun set and took photos that easily would show up on google images.

Crocodile.

A pod of hippos.

Elephants bathing.

Giraffes. Not as impressive, but whatever.

AFRICA.
Back to lodge- spent our first glorious night. Woke up and were transported to Victoria Falls for the day. Vic Falls is on the border between Zimbabwe (!) and Zambia. Our trip was going to the Zim side, and everything went smoothly. We had to stop at a number of border control areas, but there were barely any lines and it was a painless process. It's so important to have a guide because he just led us around and told us what to do. There was an amazing disparity between Botswana and Zimbabwe even in the intensely brief time we were there. We stopped at a town in Zim to schedule the bungee jumping (that I did not partake in) and we were BOMBARDED with people desperately trying to sell us things. It was nuts. That sort of thing doesn't happen in Botswana, or Gabs rather, but where we were in Zim was ridiculous. It was really quite sad and heartbreaking. They are also incredibly persistent. We would say "No thank you" and get in the car. They would keep banging on the windows and holding up the art pieces and lowering the price. The currency used in Zim was actually USD (or Botswana pula). For one, it's a rather touristy area. Also, their money is worthless. (Thanks Mugabe.)

Exchange rates.

Watching the jumpers.
As for the bungee jumping, it took forever. That was rather annoying considering I wasn't doing it and I felt sick. It was something like a 111 meter jump over the river coming from the falls. They jumped from a bridge between Zim and Zambia. More power to the people that do it, but that's just not something I am down for. At first, Dave, Julio, and Rajiv did it. Dave actually got a package of three things: the slide, the bungee, and the swing. The slide was more of a zip line done while sitting. I would have done that had I not been sick. The bungee was the classic bungee and the swing is for the truly crazy people. In bungee you sort of fall/are pushed off. The swing you literally RUN off the platform. And it swings you back and forth as well as down. All variations of soaring/feeling like you're dying. We had been there a couple hours, and just when Dave was about to do his last, Pratik and Ilana decided to do it. So that was another hour or so. By the end I was banging my head against the wall because I was just waiting, feeling sick, burning in the sun. Oh well. I took pictures for people. Yay? [Dave was incredible with the jumps. He is a law student at Penn, went to West Point, and was in the Army for a while. He had flawless form and would LEAP from the platform. Most people needed a little push.]

Julio and Rajiv.
Dave leaping.
Dave's eyes are closed, but the shot shows the bridge's height.
Post jumping, we lunched in Zim and then headed to Vic Falls. I have been to Niagara Falls and so I sort of pictured a bar with lots of people posted up against it taking pictures. It was actually more of trail that you walked along. It wasn't crowded at all, and as you can imagine, it was incredible. I am not going to waste my words trying to describe seeing one of the 7 natural world wonders. Here are some photos.

For all you know, I googled it.
This reminded me of the Old Man in the Mountain, but with a flatter nose. I haven't been to see him since the fall, perhaps this is what he looks like now.
There were monkeys all over the path. Some were eating bananas. Be jealous, Nat.

Hehe.
The next morning, we woke up painfully [painfully] early for a game drive. At this point, I've been on a number of these, so it wasn't anything too crazy. Except the major highlight was that we finally saw lions. That was pretty exciting. Actually kind of terrifying since they would walk right by our vehicle. Really at any moment they might notice you and decide to snack.

This looks fake.

Lion Love. JPlay, they're sisters.
After the game drive we went back to Kubu for brunch and then to the airport. It was a great weekend that was overall, very relaxing. I felt like I was in paradise and it's certainly a place that I would love to one day come back to. I recommend it for honeymoons. I almost felt like I was on one. Ha.
This weekend we are heading to Cape Town!